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Sharing your space with an animal teaches respect and responsible behaviour |
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Speed Kills… |
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A banana before bedtime aids in restful sleep… |
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You should only do to others only what you would have them do to you… |
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It is ok to speak before you are spoken to… and ask questions… don’t take the answers as gospel… find out… |
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A dog wearing a leather collar is like a human in a fur coat, would you wear a relative around your neck? |
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It takes forty-six muscles to frown when pissed off and only four to bitch-slap the motherfucker who pissed you off in the first place. |
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Neither George W Bush nor Saddam Hussain are any good in a fist fight, neither can play a musical instrument or sing in tune and both have bad taste in jackets… |
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Should we be worried, no… |